Another child born to the house - I hate children.
Raise him right so he won't be a mouse - I hate children.
I hate it when they make lots of noise - I hate children.
And I broke my neck tripping over their toys - I hate children.

CHORUS:
Shut your mouth you stupid little brat.
What you need's a smack smack smack.
If I had my way I'd give you all away.

I hate the crying that they make - I hate children.
Screaming and whining for a piece of cake - I hate children.
I hate getting up late at night - I hate children.
To check and see if the crying baby's alright - I hate children.

CHORUS

Now you're had you little monstrous kid - I hate children.
It's of you that I'll be rid - I hate children.
Do you see this toy it's called a gun - I hate children.
And if you wanna live you'd better run - I hate children.

CHORUS

I hate children - I hate children.
I hate children - I hate children.
Kill all children dead.